Friday, March 18, 2011

405 Pound Guy Thinks He's Finishing a Marathon

Read this without laughing, or at least try

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367733/405-pound-sumo-wrestler-set-record-breaking-marathon-attempt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

So this fat fuck is attempting to be the heaviest person to ever finish a marathon. That's ambitious now isn't it. You don't want to do the work to get skinny, you just want to be the fattest mother fucker to ever finish a marathon. I know it's terrible to say things like this, but I'm putting 200 dollars on him having a heart attack within the first five minutes of this fucking thing. Apparently he's finished a marathon before, but it took him 12 hours to do so. Meaning, that it doesn't even count. Fuck this fat asshole who's just looking for attention. I can't wait to see pictures of this fat fuck crawling in the background gasping for air.

Running Shoes- $45

Sweatbands to look like a dumbass- $12

Watching a beached whale have a heart attack- PRICELESS

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