Friday, March 18, 2011

Mets Release Luis Castillo

I just got a boner

http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110318&content_id=17005364&vkey=news_nym&c_id=nym

The fucking Mets have finally released the man who is the bane of my existence. I haven't been this happy since I lose my virginity. This is the happiest day it has been to be a Mets fan since they won the NLCS in 2001. I don't even care who is playing second base as long as I don't have to see this gimpy fuck on the field. This means there may possibly be a god.

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