Listen, after the age of 16 girls should not be allowed to wear those dumb fucking tiara’s on their heads anymore. It’s your birthday, good for you, now stop drawing more attention to yourself since your dumb friends are already yelling and screaming telling the entire bar that it’s your birthday.
Why are you still wearing that fucking thing on your head? There is no reason for it. It just makes everyone in the bar want to actually punch you in the face. And it really serves no purpose because you usually get so fucking drunk and sloppy that it ends up on the floor crushed into tiny pieces by the end of the night.
Guys, if you see a girl with a tiara on her head and you still think about trying to get with her, you’re a fucking retard. All she wants is the drinks you buy her because it’s her birthday. That’s why she wears that fucking thing, she’s letting everyone know that it’s her birthday and they should buy her drinks.
That is where you say go fuck yourself by not even acknowledging that she is there. Trust me, you’ll be better off because her friends won’t let you take her home anyway. They’ll just be jealous cock blocks because it’s not their birthday, that’s how girls are. End of story.
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