Would You Rather Wednesday's

Today we have another Would You Rather involving fat chicks, so let’s not beat around the bush and just get started…

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Would you rather go down on Lisa Lampanelli (left) for 10 minutes after she just jogged 2 miles in 90 degree heat; or go down on a freshly showered and clean Phyllis Smith (right) for the rest of eternity? This one is tough as well as disgusting. I think you need to look at the science behind this sort of thing. See even if the Phyllis Smith vagina is freshly cleaned and showered at the beginning, you’re down there for eternity and we all know what happens to a vagina after a while of being down there, it’s not pretty. Where as Lisa Lampanelli’s is sweaty and gross from running in the blistering heat, but you’re only down there for 10 minutes. I’m taking a sweaty Lisa Lampanelli vagina for 10 minutes here. Because let’s face it, after about 20 minutes of work of Smith’s vagina, it’s probably going to smell the same as Lampanelli’s; but your only way out is death.