Our Offense is finally complete today with a Wide Receiver who continually asks you what her fucking name is.
Wider Receiver 2: Rhianna
What the scouts are saying: Rhianna is a small, yet very quick wide receiver who can make plays for any offense. With her real good speed she reminds us of Panther’s Wide Receiver Steve Smith because she can get the ball down the field in big chunks. The main thing we like about her is that she can line up in the slot for those routes over the middle, because as we all know, she can take a hit, or twelve. No real knocks on her here, and we love her toughness. Look for her late in the second round.
If she can take a hit from Chris Brown, she'll be taking hits all day by these linebackers and safeties. We love Rhianna to make a big impact on this team.
Our Finalized Offense
LT-Queen Latifah
LG-Oprah
C-Lisa Lampanelli
RG-Roseanne
RT-Mo’nique
QB-Elin Nordegren
FB-Brooke Hogan
RB-Lil Kim
TE-Khloe Kardashian
WR1-Halle Berry
WR2-Rhianna
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