Tuesday, February 5, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.abc-7.com/story/20958338/man-shoots-self-in-groin-with-flare-gun

Tell me exactly how one accidentally shoots themselves in the balls? I didn't even know this was a possible feat to accidentally shoot yourself there. Like you either have to have the worst luck in the history of the world or you have to actually point the gun at your balls, forget it's loaded and pull the trigger. Even better is he says he meant to shoot the ground and the flare ricocheted and hit him in the balls. On the bright side at least everyone will know where his balls used to be. Nice job bro, I guess you didn't exactly go Ivy League.

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