Monday, February 4, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2013/feb/02/west-palm-beach-man-accused-of-ramming-parents/

You actually can't make this shit up. This lovely human being took his SUV and drove it into his parents house. Apparently this had been planned for a week or so because his mother says that he had been posting Youtube videos of himself dressed as Batman. So Batman decided to get back at his parents for not giving him attention growing up and drove his car into their house. I fucking love it. I literally cannot get enough of this kid. I wanna know more about him and just sit down and talk to him for a day. He might actually think he's Batman. I hope you can fight somewhat like him because you're gonna need it to prevent your asshole from getting ripped to shreds when you get to prison. Where's Robin when you need him bro?

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