So a guy got arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Now apparently what happened was that he was driving his car and speeding up and slowing down with a truck driver to show him his genitalia. However, upon further review this dudes lawyer said this was your classic case of "manscaping" gone wrong. Manscaping gone wrong? Here's a brain buster for all you mother fuckers out there. WHO THE FUCK SHAVES THEIR BALLS AS THEY'RE DRIVING? That's gotta be the worst and most uncomfortable thing you could ever do. Not to mention how dangerous it is that you're shaving your sack trying to drive a car. How the fuck are you steering? Just getting put into programs because you like to shave your nuts while driving a car. Here' your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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