Laying Back

Post by Tommy the Mic and Steve the Hammer:

This is actually a smart theory coming from one known as Tommy the Mic. First let’s explain the theory so no one gets lost. You know when you’re golfing and you’re at a par 5? You have a chance to get on the green in two shots, but there’s a water hazard nearby, what do you do? You lay back. This is a theory that only works one time with a girl who is over an 8 on the rating scale. Here is how it works.

First, the girl needs to be a girl that is extremely hot and she needs to be someone who you plan on having sex with for a long period of time. This strategy can only work one time and one time only per hot girl. So you’re out, trying to get with this girl, but she is absolutely shitfaced. She might want to have sex with you, and you know damn straight that you want to have sex with her as well. But for this one time only you “lay back” and say, “Not tonight because you’re too drunk.” Here’s how it works.

Since you are hoping to have sex with this girl numerous times, this does two things. First, it makes her feel like you’re actually a nice guy. This makes her think and actually makes her like you. Also, this makes her want to rip your clothes off the next time you two are drunk. And since you can only use this strategy once, you have to have sex with her the second time around. You don’t use this strategy when a girl is below an 8. Mainly because you’re just looking to hit it and quit it with those girls, and if she’s drunk and you’re drunk, and she’s not hot, it really doesn’t matter because you don’t plan on talking to her again.

To review, the strategy of laying back is only a good strategic move with girls who are over an 8 and who you plan on having sex with more than once. If you lay back more than one time with the same girl, you’re a pussy and she will then look at you as that nice guy who is just a friend. Use this strategy wisely, and you will be rewarded, we can at least promise you that.