Well South Park had it right when they said that this broad looks like a moose. Sarah Jessica Parker is just not a good looking female. So she was the star of like the biggest hit female show ever, but can you at least buy a good looking face with all that money maybe? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. Anyway, how much alcohol would it take for me to slay this broad. I’ll go with a keg of the Incredible Hulk, which is Hypnotic and Hennesy. Followed by a pint of Cuervo on the rocks. This should make me think she’s a ten, when really she’s not even a three. But hey, it’s all about the story, right?
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