Highlight Feature: When Have Dick Pic’s Been Successful?

In light of the recent events with that Anthony Weiner guy I thought of a question that no one has dared to ask since last football season. When has sending dick pic’s been a successful way to get a woman? Unless you’re on a webcam with a stripper who you’re paying, no woman wants to see a picture or video of your dick. Sounds harsh, but that’s the truth.

Let’s start way back with Mr. Brett Favre, who texted pictures of his junk to a woman known as Jenn Sterger. Mind you, Miss Sterger is sexy as fuck and has an ass as plump as a grapefruit; however, I’m pretty sure there are better ways to pick up this chick than sending her dick pic’s. You’re Brett fucking Favre, you could probably get any woman you want and you resort to sending dick pic’s? You’re trying too hard bro, and your wife is hot as shit; there’s no need to cheat on her.

Speaking of trying to hard let’s move to Anthony fucking Weiner. You’re a congressman sending dick pic’s through twitter? Apparently you don’t have to be a genius to be a congressman because this is the dumbest thing anyone’s done since they let the Situation attempt to roast Donald Trump. Also, how do you fuck up so bad that you actually post it on twitter? Just save yourself the trouble and resign now because your political career is over; all because of a dick pic.

Fella’s, these two guys are the prime examples of why you should never send a dick pic. It’s usually a failure and a lawsuit; and it will dig your legacy an even deeper hole and also end your political career. Learn from these two assholes, try something other than a dick pic.