How Young Can You Go?

Whenever guys see a girl who is smoking hot, yet happens to be a little bit younger, everyone always asks the question how young can you go? Obviously when you're in your teens and early twenties there are ages that are obviously off limits for anyone. But how do you really figure out what is an acceptable age for you to date if you are the older party? Well that's why I'm here, to tell you the formula. As a wise man once told me, "You can go as young as half your age plus seven." It's an exact science that works every time.

So here are some examples for all of you who doubt this genius theory. Let's say that you're 22 years of age. Half your age is 11, plus seven is 18. That is perfect. Now let's say you're 18. Half your age is 9, plus seven is 16; a two year difference is fine when you're at that age. I told you that this method was an exact science.

Now for the older crowd. Let's say that someone is 32. Half their age is 16, plus seven is 23. If you think that's out of the ordinary then you are sadly mistaken. If you're a rich 32 year old, you'll bring home 23 year olds like it's your job. And for my last example I'll go with a 50 year old. Half of 50 is 25, plus seven is 32. You've seen it, I've seen it, the theory works.

Basically, Hugh Heffner is breaking the theory, and it's kind of disgusting since he's like 80. So this is yours to keep for the rest of your life. If you ever have to question how young is too young, remember this theory of half your age plus seven. I promise, it works every time.