Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Yoga Pants Are Being Recalled Because the Material is "Too Revealing"

 

In the most depressing story of the year Lululemon is recalling all of their yoga pants because the material is "too revealing". I think this is complete and utter bullshit. Yoga pants are basically god's gift to men for dealing with women's bullshit. Whoever invented them should be canonized a saint. And now they're being recalled because they're too revealing? This is worse than Hostess going out of business, this is fucking serious shit. It's not so much about the yoga pants as it is the women wearing the yoga pants. If you take yoga pants away from hot women then what do men have to look forward to at the gym? Nothing. You're basically taking away our freedom. 

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