There Are Some Stories You Can't Just Walk Into

I am under the assumption that everybody, no matter who they are has a handful stories that they cannot just casually tell people. Whether it's friends, family, or just a stranger you meet at a bar there are stories you keep to yourself because bringing them up out of nowhere would make you sound like a complete fucking weirdo.

Let's just say hypothetically that you and a friend one night went out and decided to hit on the two fattest women you could possibly find. You were both drunk, you couldn't find any good looking women in sight and you just decided it was time to pull out that harpoon and go whaling. Maybe stuff happened, maybe it didn't but you and your buddy don't talk about it unless someone brings up nothing less than a perfect segway where you and you pal won't sound like total fucking savages.

Or how about if you hypothetically walked into a room where one of your friends was banging some whore he met at a TGI Friday's. And then he told you to unzip your pants and stand in front of her and suddenly you were in the middle of the most awkward threeway you could possibly imagine. You don't talk about that unless someone mentions threesomes. That's just a story you cannot bring up in casual conversation. Something needs to lead you to it.

Whether or not you actually want to believe it, everyone has stories like this. For your information neither of these are my actual stories, they are friends stories that gave me the idea for this post. But yes, I do have stories that can't be casually told. And I know everyone reading this has a few of their own.

Sidenote: If you would like to send me one of those stories as a possible drunk story saturday please feel free to email me at hammer@talkofthetown.me