Lies Told to Northern Fat Chicks: An In Depth Study

I wrote a post a couple of weeks back about Thoroughbred Fat Chicks. The down south fat chicks who know they're fat, own it and love it. Which is what brought me to this post. Northern fat chicks for some reason feel the need to be bitchy, needy and think they're entitled for some strange reason. That is because they have been lied to their entire lives. Therefore, I've done my research and in depth studying about lies that are told to northern fat chicks. I have concluded that this is a mixture of lies told to them by family and friends, which has made them the way they are. It starts from birth in seven year cycles at a time. Before I begin let me just reiterate that this is for bitchy northern fat chicks. The one's who act like they are owed something by everyone else just because that's what they've been told their entire lives.

Birth to Age 7: This is where it all begins. Maybe they're the first born child or maybe they're the only girl in the household. Whatever the case may be, this is a crucial time in being lied to. The lies in this stage make them think that they actually are a princess who can get whatever they want. She's in the early stages of being a gigantic bitch (both literally and figuratively) and their parents don't help the situation. Why? Because their parents are convinced that their fat little daughter can do no wrong. Here is where the entitlement thing is drilled into their heads, and for no other reason than that their bitch mother's think they're next fucking queen of England.

Age 7 to Age 14: Here is where the bitchiness really picks up. Instead of nipping the bitchiness in the butt at this stage of the fat chicks life, they make it worse. Their parents will literally buy them whatever they want, whenever they want. And during these years is where they get told the biggest lie of their lives. The "you can be anything you want to be" lie. False. This actually makes them believe that it's okay to wear tight clothes and that they can be the next Beyonce even though they have zero musical talent whatsoever. And when someone tells the parents that maybe their daughter needs a bit of a reality check, the parents (mainly the mother) lose their fucking mind.

Age 14 to Age 21: These years are where the friends come into play. During these years the friends of the fat chicks aren't really lying to them as much as they are omitting facts to not offend them. When the fat chicks ask their friends if their outfit makes them look fat, they are repeatedly told no. And then when they ask their friends if they think that guy is actually interested in them, their friends always say, "Yeah, I think so." That couldn't be any more of a lie. Upon realizing that men don't have any interest in them the lie of "It's his loss" is also thrown out there. The only thing he's actually losing is the chance at a broken pelvis if she were to get on top.

Age 21 and Up: From 21 and on northern fat chicks have had so many lies ingrained in their head that they are basically delusional and beyond help at this point. Here is where the lies of, "Weight is all about genetics" come into play. That is totally false. Going to the gym is good but then face fucking a McDonald's Big Mac and washing it down with a 20 piece nugget while you're drunk is incredibly counter productive. It's not all about genetics, it's about your eating habits. Also, from this age on is where their friends wonder what makes them wear the outfits they do. Belly shirts, bikinis and short shorts are not suitable for them, yet their friends will never tell them that. If she is not given a reality check by the age of 16, she's basically a lost cause.

This is basically all about bitchy northern fat chicks who have been raised by delusional parents. And yes I totally expect someone to tell me that it's people like me who are ruining the world. But it needed to be spoken about, and if that makes me a bad guy then so be it. I don't hate fat chicks, I hate fat chicks who are complete bitches and think their shit doesn't stink. Those are the women who need to be taken down to earth.

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