Monday, March 18, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/crime/police-blotters/woman-busted-in-alleged-deer-head-heist-1.112051

Is this really how shit goes down. A couple gets evicted from their apartment and moves in temporarily with a woman. Upon getting into a fight and moving out they left their deef heads at the woman's house. When they tried to come back and get them, the woman refused because they owed her money. She asked her neighbor to bring out the deer heads when they showed up with the money and since the neighbor didn't want to get involved he just didn't give a flying fuck and left the heads outside. They took the deer heads back and are now getting charged with petit theft. How important is a fucking deer head when you don't even have a place to live? Where are you gonna fucking mount it? Up each other's ass? I don't even know why I wrote about this, I'm just baffled by the sheer stupidity of it all I guess. Have a great Monday, I guess the moral of the story is don't leave deer heads outside your house unclaimed.

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