Wednesday, February 6, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20130205/NEWS/130209870?tc=obinsite

The look in her eyes is the exact look I think of when I think about crazy ex girlfriends. Just that I will kill anyone who touches my ex boyfriend look that all the psychotic women give. And what did she do you ask? She broke into her ex fiance's house and attacked his new girlfriend at 5:30 in the morning. She went into the bedroom, flipped the lights on, and then jumped on the new chick and started strangling her. After learning about this there's no way I would have sex with you hun. You're like a ticking fucking time bomb. Bartender by day, assassin by night. Just choking out bitches like it ain't no thang.

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