I'm warning all guys reading this, if you want to stop reading now, I would not be offended...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862573-you-must-get-a-job-i-want-a-new-penis
What happens when a 61 year old man and a 43 year old man get shitfaced while a samurai sword hangs on the wall? I'll save you the suspense, the 61 year olds penis gets cut off. Yes, that actually happened. The 43 year old claimed to be an expert with a samurai sword and you know what, he wasn't that far off. It takes some pin point precision to cut off a mans penis. But, this is also the 61 year olds fault because he tried to take the sword from him. You can't get that close to a drunk guy with a samurai sword and not expect something bad to happen. That's your fault bro, you lost your penis because you didn't just let your buddy do his thing with the sword. You had to be a hero. Next time you think about being a hero just remember this: A hero's a sandwich.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI
Poor man to have his penis cut off.
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