My friend Jeff shot me a text yesterday giving me this very good idea. The idea is about men getting married. What are the qualifications that a woman must have in order to marry a certain man? Every man is different, but I can tell you one qualification that is the same for every guy. That is the ability to give a nice BJ. If a woman can’t give a nice BJ, the man will not marry her.
Why is this such a necessity you ask? Because there are many ups and downs throughout a lifetime, especially in a marriage; and when it’s that time of the month, the woman better still be able to satisfy her husband in some type of way. Not everyone enjoys taking the dirt road, if you catch my drift.
Also, there are nights when men just don’t feel like doing anything. When the woman is turned on, if she can’t turn her man on my going down on him, she is not marriage material. Ladies need to be able to get there man going, even when he’s a lazy prick who just wants to lay there. It’s pretty much an unwritten rule.
Is there an exception to this rule? Of course there is. If she’s rich, she can suck at giving blowies because you’re still swimming in her daddy’s money. That is the only exception to the rule. So ladies, if you happen to suck and oral pleasure and you’re not rich, you better learn quickly. Take a class, watch a video, do something for some help. Otherwise you’ll be sitting alone at 35 years old wondering why you’re still not married. It’s the circle of life.
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