Today's Asshole of the Day Award comes straight out of Bridgeport, the city of dreams...
http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Police-Bridgeport-man-called-911-to-get-beer-1372340.php
When you're in dire need of some brews, who better to call than 911? Yes, this fucking asshole who actually lives less than a mile from my college house called 911 to pick him up beer. Not only this, but he has called 911 for false alarms 79 times since the beginning of the year. There was also another time when he offered the emergency personnel who came to his door $20 per person to come inside and hang out with him. As far as the beer goes though; guy I live pretty much down the street from you, walk your lazy ass to the liquor store and buy your own fucking beer. Don't call 911 then have to pay $500 to get your ass out of jail. This is why you are an asshole; and I am sure there are a plethora of other reasons as well.
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