Yes, today we have Kelly Osbourne. Look at this beauty. This picture is from when she was in her prime of ugliness. Not only is she hideous, but her freakishness just drops her stock that much more. How much alcohol would it take for me to slay this dragon?
Anticipated BAC Needed: .831 (More than ten times the legal limit)
Type Of Alcohol Needed: Wild Turkey and Jose Cuervo
Units of Measure Needed: A bathtub filled with Wild Turkey and a kitchen sink filled with Jose Cuervo
What To Worry About While Blackout: I would have to worry most about slipping one passed the goalie. I would definitely have to go in praying to God I don’t get this creature pregnant because if one of that child’s grandparents is Ozzi fucking Osbourne, then that kid will be 100% fucked up in the head. It’s not an opinion, it’s a fact.
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