http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30/why.women.have.sex/index.html
This article actually ranged from typical answers like women just wanting to have sex aka just being a slut; to relieving headaches and cramps, which I found weird as shit. There was also a bitch who sold her virginity online to the highest bidder. Some asshole bought this woman's virginity for 3.8 million dollars. That guy is a loser. You could have bought a strip club for 3.8 million and had sex for free with any girl who worked for you but instead you waste it on one girl. Hello, if she's a virgin she has no idea what she's doing. If you're buying her virginity for 3.8 mil, you clearly have no idea what you're doing in bed either. That was probably the worst deal since the Mets traded Scott Kazmir for Victor Zambrano. It had to be like the sex the nerdy couple was having at the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Come on man, I can't believe anyone could be that desperate. Just remember, you don't always get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get. And I'm saying you paid way too much for what was definitely shitty sex.
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