This guy is a genius...
http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-ovi-suspect-drives-up-to-police,0,6815082.story
How about this guy just driving himself into a OVI. That is Operating a Vehicle While Intoxicated. He drove up to an accident, said he knew the people in the accident and then looked extremely unsettled and walked into a police sergeant. Oh, and then he pissed himself. If that doesn't give it away that you're shitfaced, I don't know what does. How much of a moron do you have to be to know you're drunk, but drive up to an accident scene surrounded by police anyway? Nicely done genius. If you pissed yourself there you'll probably shit yourself when you see some of these dudes trying to make you their girlfriend in prison.
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