http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/quebec-maple-syrups-strategic-reserve/article1972076/
With the price of gas going up by the second and everyone struggling for oil, wouldn't oil reserves just be an awesome idea? Quebec has discovered the secret: Maple Syrup Reserves. Thank god they figured this out, I was so worried. It is known as the International Strategic Reserve. Strategic Reserve? What strategy is anyone going to need involving maple syrup other than IHOP? I mean if we could run our cars on maple syrup, this would be beneficial; but we don't, so what the fuck are we doing? It's okay though, if we ever get invaded we can call Quebec and use the syrup as a weapon, they haven't figured out how yet but they say they're working on it.
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