Congratulations, You Now Have A 25% Chance Of Calling A Phone Sex Operator

This is interesting...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2011-04-19-phone-sex-800-numbers.htm

So this porn company that started out in Philadelphia now has control of exactly one quarter of all the 1-800 numbers in the United States and Canada. Even if you don't want that phone sex, you still have a fairly decent chance at getting it. I know you might be thinking, who gives a shit about this? But just picture your mother calling up somewhere like the Home Shopping Network and calling for something stupid just to spend your fathers money. All of a sudden, one of these phone sex operators pick up. Can you imagine the reaction of your mother when she realizes what's going on? Her reaction shot would be worth thousands. I guarantee it.