I have this friend, that’s a girl, who comes to me for advice the other day. She asks, “All knowing one, how come the crazier I act, the more luck I have with guys?” Okay, so she didn’t actually call me all knowing one, but it was worth a shot. Anyway, I did answer this question for her straight up, but I will now go into more detail about why men love themselves a crazy woman.
First of all, once you get the vibe that a girl is crazy, a signal automatically trigger’s in a man’s head that says, “I need to bang her”. It’s not a matter of wanting to, it’s a matter of needing to. You need to find out how crazy she is in bed. Why? Because crazy girls are the best in bed, and yes the rule of the crazier, the better does apply to this theory.
Let’s be honest, are nice girls good in bed? Absolutely not. Nice girls are scared, a little nervous, and also ask guys to do things nicely. The crazy girls don’t ask a guy what to do in bed, they tell a guy what to do in bed. You wife up the nice girl, you chill with the crazy girl.
Crazy girls are also normally down for whatever. If you don’t want a relationship a crazy girl is down with that. Crazy girls love to just hang out and be those awesome friends with benefits. What qualifies as a crazy girl exactly?
Dancing on the bar, being loud, being sarcastic, not giving a fuck about your surroundings and pretty much doing what you want. Those are the main crazy female characteristics, which also lead to them being great in bed. Ladies, when looking for a one night stand, the crazier you act, the more likely you are to get it in. Have I ever steered you wrong before?
Sidenote: In case you were wondering, the answer is no, there is nothing thought about by men that is not sexually driven.
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