Today we have Irene, the strongest woman in Sweden. You can't even tell that she's a woman, but don't worry fella's she's all XX chromosomes. Nothing but veins and muscle, she is the definition of a muscular vagina (although she may have a dick). Anyway, how much alcohol would it take for me to get with the female Schwarzenegger? I would have to be as drunk as David Hasselhoff and Nicolas Cage on Bourbon Street. That is an ungodly amount of alcohol. Except that I can't try and beat her up while I'm blackout, that would turn out bad for me.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
How Much Alcohol Would It Take Tuesday's
Today we have a real sweet woman for you who has the possibility of having an actual penis...

Today we have Irene, the strongest woman in Sweden. You can't even tell that she's a woman, but don't worry fella's she's all XX chromosomes. Nothing but veins and muscle, she is the definition of a muscular vagina (although she may have a dick). Anyway, how much alcohol would it take for me to get with the female Schwarzenegger? I would have to be as drunk as David Hasselhoff and Nicolas Cage on Bourbon Street. That is an ungodly amount of alcohol. Except that I can't try and beat her up while I'm blackout, that would turn out bad for me.
Today we have Irene, the strongest woman in Sweden. You can't even tell that she's a woman, but don't worry fella's she's all XX chromosomes. Nothing but veins and muscle, she is the definition of a muscular vagina (although she may have a dick). Anyway, how much alcohol would it take for me to get with the female Schwarzenegger? I would have to be as drunk as David Hasselhoff and Nicolas Cage on Bourbon Street. That is an ungodly amount of alcohol. Except that I can't try and beat her up while I'm blackout, that would turn out bad for me.
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