http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2011/04/cops_burglar_stocks_up_on_110.html
Either this guy was really hungry, or he just really likes frozen TV dinners. Because when you rob a house of 110 of those frozen TV dinners, you are a real fucking loser. By the way, if you read the article I can't tell whether or not they're joking around or being serious just based on the part that says, "Luckily the cops caught up to him before the food thawed." I want to meet this reporter; who the fuck writes shit like that? It's not a blog, it's a news story. You report the facts guy, I make fun of the facts. It's not the other way around. Regardless, frozen TV dinner guy, you sir are our Asshole of the Day.
Sidenote: Can you look at that picture for a second? How fucked up does this guy look? And sweet beard bro, you ever hear of a razor?
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