Guys: What Your Drunk Girlfriend Is Doing When You’re Not Around

Sitting around at bars and parties and just observing everything going on gives me some great blog topics. This one I’ve noticed for a while but it has taken me a while to piece it all together. Why do girls with boyfriends turn into attention whores when they get drunk? Guys, don’t think “Not my girlfriend”, because I tell you this: Yes, it is your girlfriend. I’m trying not to put this on all girls, but you make it very hard not to point all of you out on this one.

At a bar, for example, you see a bunch of people you know. Then you see a girl without her boyfriend. You think to yourself, “Just for shits and giggles, let me see how she acts without the boyfriend.” Then you watch and notice that she acts single. Why does this happen? You have a boyfriend hunny, why are you swinging from this guys nut sack like you’re trying to get with him? Because, they rarely actually cheat, but they do everything else. What is everything else? Talk, flirt, get close, maybe give away a number and then answer the text message the next day. And trust me, she will answer the text.

Then there is also the other example of the girl with the boyfriend. When she first goes out, she’s quiet and content with just hanging with some of her girls. Suddenly, a couple of drinks and she’s surrounded by so many guys it might as well be a bukkake circle. Once again, we have a girl with a boyfriend who gets drunk and becomes an attention whore with every dude in the place.

Here’s my theory on this one. I think girls do this shit just to see if they still have it. Like maybe it’s a self-esteem booster to see if they can still get guys. It has to be, there’s no other reason for it. Am I saying guys don’t kind of do the same shit, no but it’s to way less of an extent. We don’t make our intentions look like we’re actually trying to cheat; we’re extremely suave about it. Girls, you need practice.

So guys who have girlfriends, don’t think that just because it’s your girl that she doesn’t do shit like this. She does, because when you’re not around she wants to see if she can still get a one night stand, without actually getting the one night stand. So good luck boys, keep your eyes open because you never know what’s going on behind your back.