Is this kid a) 7 years old, b) 9 years old, c) 3 years old or d) 6 years old?
If you guessed choice C you are correct. Now I know what you're thinking; how does a 3 year old turn into the Michelin Man? I really can't answer that question, especially because he lives in China and all they eat are things like rice and duck. However, they can help this kid out by getting him started early on the sumo wrestling bandwagon. Send him to Japan and start training his ass now. By the time he's 15, he'll be like Tiger Woods in his prime.
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