Thursday, April 7, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award (With Mugshot)

Phenomenal...



http://www.katu.com/news/local/119349484.html

Yes we have our first mugshot available with our Asshole of the Day Award and it is fantastic. If you get pulled over by a cop with 30 pounds of weed in your trunk what do you do? a) play it cool and act like nothing is going on, b) act nervous as fuck causing the police to want to search your car, or c) pour gasoline all over the place and try to light yourself and the car on fire? If you chose C you are correct. What a fucking asshole this guy is. He didn't even do it correctly. I don't know what the correct way is, but I'm sure if I tried lighting myself on fire, I would light myself on fire. He somehow missed lighting himself, and only got like a tiny bit of the car. This could also be qualified as an epic fail to go along with asshole of the day. Oh and before I forget, instead of being brought up on one or two charges, he's now being brought up on 7. Nice job guy.

 

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