3) Beyonce
10) Ciara
2) Rhianna
Vote at by emailing your picks to hammer41blog@gmail.com. 6 vs 3 and 7 vs 2
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Hot Girl Bracket Second Round Black Region
6) Christina Milian 
3) Beyonce
10) Ciara
2) Rhianna
Vote at by emailing your picks to hammer41blog@gmail.com. 6 vs 3 and 7 vs 2
3) Beyonce
10) Ciara
2) Rhianna
Vote at by emailing your picks to hammer41blog@gmail.com. 6 vs 3 and 7 vs 2
Hot Girl Bracket Second Round White Region
1) Alessandra Ambrosio 
9) Angelina Jolie
4) Megan Fox
5) Marzia Prince
Vote by emailing hammer41blog@gmail.com with your votes. 1 vs 9 and 4 vs 5.
9) Angelina Jolie
4) Megan Fox
5) Marzia Prince
Vote by emailing hammer41blog@gmail.com with your votes. 1 vs 9 and 4 vs 5.
People Really Have This Much Faith in Dr. Phil?
How do you say dumbass?
http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-story-speeder-alien-110317,0,11481.story
This guy told cops that Dr. Phil told him that earth was being invaded by aliens. I need to know what the fuck was in that weed he was smoking because that shit is fucking hysterical. He said that when he saw the blue lights (of the cop car) he realized the invasion was real and he needed to save his girlfriend. At least she picked a winner right?
Sidenote: Is he sure he was only smoking weed and not taking acid? Don't go see that movie "Paul" bro you might have a fucking heart attack.
http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-story-speeder-alien-110317,0,11481.story
This guy told cops that Dr. Phil told him that earth was being invaded by aliens. I need to know what the fuck was in that weed he was smoking because that shit is fucking hysterical. He said that when he saw the blue lights (of the cop car) he realized the invasion was real and he needed to save his girlfriend. At least she picked a winner right?
Sidenote: Is he sure he was only smoking weed and not taking acid? Don't go see that movie "Paul" bro you might have a fucking heart attack.
I Love People Like This
This is great...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367594/Johnathan-Washburn-bizarre-triple-mohawk-arrested-attacking-tried-photo-hairstyle.html
If you don't want any attention drawn to you, wearing a triple mohawk probably isn't the way to go. A triple mohawk says that you are just begging for attention, that's the only reason you wear one. You know what else says you're begging for attention? Smacking a guy in the head with a skateboard for taking a picture of you with your fucking gay ass triple mohawk. Listen mohawk guy, you brought this on yourself. Did you honestly think that your hair style was normal? Well it's not, and you're a fucking attention whore. So either, cut your fucking hair, or stop complaining about people looking at you. It's that simple.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367594/Johnathan-Washburn-bizarre-triple-mohawk-arrested-attacking-tried-photo-hairstyle.html
If you don't want any attention drawn to you, wearing a triple mohawk probably isn't the way to go. A triple mohawk says that you are just begging for attention, that's the only reason you wear one. You know what else says you're begging for attention? Smacking a guy in the head with a skateboard for taking a picture of you with your fucking gay ass triple mohawk. Listen mohawk guy, you brought this on yourself. Did you honestly think that your hair style was normal? Well it's not, and you're a fucking attention whore. So either, cut your fucking hair, or stop complaining about people looking at you. It's that simple.
Hot Girl Bracket Day 3 Headlines: Lima Completes Comeback, Sanchez Pulls The Upset
In second round action yesterday number 1 seed in the Other Region Adriana Lima made a furious comeback over Minka Kelly to move into the Sweet 16. She will face Kim Kardashian who pulled away late over Mila Kunis for a 201-177 victory.
In the Hispanic Region number 7 seed Roselyn Sanchez pulled the upset over 2 seed Sofia Vergara with a 195-183 win and will take on Eva Longoria in the Sweet 16; who was an easy winner over Vida Guerra.
Marisa Miller defeated Lacey Chabert by a 191-187 final to face Danneel Harris in next weekends Sweet 16. Harris put an end to 15 seed Courtney Friel’s Cinderella story with an easy victory.
Finally, in the Black Region, 1 seed Meagan Good held off Halle Berry and Gabrielle Union pulled the slight 5 over 4 upset against Lauren London. Good and Union will also meet in next weekend’s Sweet 16 match up.
Stay tuned today for the rest of the second round match ups as we will find out who else moves on to the Sweet 16.
In the Hispanic Region number 7 seed Roselyn Sanchez pulled the upset over 2 seed Sofia Vergara with a 195-183 win and will take on Eva Longoria in the Sweet 16; who was an easy winner over Vida Guerra.
Marisa Miller defeated Lacey Chabert by a 191-187 final to face Danneel Harris in next weekends Sweet 16. Harris put an end to 15 seed Courtney Friel’s Cinderella story with an easy victory.
Finally, in the Black Region, 1 seed Meagan Good held off Halle Berry and Gabrielle Union pulled the slight 5 over 4 upset against Lauren London. Good and Union will also meet in next weekend’s Sweet 16 match up.
Stay tuned today for the rest of the second round match ups as we will find out who else moves on to the Sweet 16.
Friday, March 18, 2011
405 Pound Guy Thinks He's Finishing a Marathon
Read this without laughing, or at least try
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367733/405-pound-sumo-wrestler-set-record-breaking-marathon-attempt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
So this fat fuck is attempting to be the heaviest person to ever finish a marathon. That's ambitious now isn't it. You don't want to do the work to get skinny, you just want to be the fattest mother fucker to ever finish a marathon. I know it's terrible to say things like this, but I'm putting 200 dollars on him having a heart attack within the first five minutes of this fucking thing. Apparently he's finished a marathon before, but it took him 12 hours to do so. Meaning, that it doesn't even count. Fuck this fat asshole who's just looking for attention. I can't wait to see pictures of this fat fuck crawling in the background gasping for air.
Running Shoes- $45
Sweatbands to look like a dumbass- $12
Watching a beached whale have a heart attack- PRICELESS
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367733/405-pound-sumo-wrestler-set-record-breaking-marathon-attempt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
So this fat fuck is attempting to be the heaviest person to ever finish a marathon. That's ambitious now isn't it. You don't want to do the work to get skinny, you just want to be the fattest mother fucker to ever finish a marathon. I know it's terrible to say things like this, but I'm putting 200 dollars on him having a heart attack within the first five minutes of this fucking thing. Apparently he's finished a marathon before, but it took him 12 hours to do so. Meaning, that it doesn't even count. Fuck this fat asshole who's just looking for attention. I can't wait to see pictures of this fat fuck crawling in the background gasping for air.
Running Shoes- $45
Sweatbands to look like a dumbass- $12
Watching a beached whale have a heart attack- PRICELESS
Mets Release Luis Castillo
I just got a boner
http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110318&content_id=17005364&vkey=news_nym&c_id=nym
The fucking Mets have finally released the man who is the bane of my existence. I haven't been this happy since I lose my virginity. This is the happiest day it has been to be a Mets fan since they won the NLCS in 2001. I don't even care who is playing second base as long as I don't have to see this gimpy fuck on the field. This means there may possibly be a god.
http://newyork.mets.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110318&content_id=17005364&vkey=news_nym&c_id=nym
The fucking Mets have finally released the man who is the bane of my existence. I haven't been this happy since I lose my virginity. This is the happiest day it has been to be a Mets fan since they won the NLCS in 2001. I don't even care who is playing second base as long as I don't have to see this gimpy fuck on the field. This means there may possibly be a god.
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