Monday: Movie Clip of the Week

 

A little something new this week I'm just throwing a little Spike from the Little Giants montage at you right now. Why not? We're in the swing of football season and Spike just wants you to know that he don't play with girls. Plus he's one of the most well known movie characters of all time. Up there with Hamilton Porter and Benny the Jet.

Monday: Movie Clip of the Week

This movie is so throw back right here I can't even stand it. The New Guy about the kid who was a dweeb at his high school so he transfers schools and becomes a boss is old, and in the underrated funny movie category. The moral of this story is that it's all about the story. Remember that for this week.

Monday: Movie Clip of the Week

We got a little two for one special to start the league. Here's what I wish pretty much happened to every spoiled athlete who sucks and doesn't live up to their contract. I also wish I had some dazed and confused type of deal for these replacement refs. Whatever the case may be, this one is really for all you fantasy owners who have Chris Johnson. And also because it's pretty fucking funny. Have a good week everyone.

Monday: Movie Clip of the Week

You think you found true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blind folded like a god damn magic show looking to double team your girlfriend. If this doesn't get you smiling and ready for a good week then I don't know what does. Maybe ordering a hooker. Who knows?

Monday: Movie Clip Of The Week

Yeah basically I picked this clip from Duece Bigalow Male Gigolo to start off the week because going on a blind date and finding out that the girl has turrets is about as big of a kick in the balls as the beatings I got in fantasy football this week. I really have nothing else to say to that other than it looks like I'm in for a long year. Much like a date would be with this woman. Fuck me right?

Monday: Movie Clip Of The Week

Just watching Harold and Kumar get a baby high in a car. What's better than starting your week with a nice laugh or two? If this doesn't make you at least chuckle then I am convinced that you have no soul. A baby getting high is one of the funniest things that could be thought of. Why? Because it's incredibly fucked up. Sorry your Monday sucks, but hopefully this makes it a little better.

Monday: Movie Clip Of The Week

I don't know if you guys have seen The Change Up but if you haven't it's on HBO now and it's one of the most underrated funny movies in the league. The only reason I'm showing this scene with the head banging baby is because it's Monday and I don't want anything to do with going to work today and I want to bang my head against the wall and put myself out of my misery. This could all be solved by you guys just spreading the word so I can do this instead of other dumb shit. Get the week started, summer is almost over, time to finally enjoy it.

Monday: Movie Clip Of The Week

Oh yeah, kicking off this week it's the "You're gonna need a bigger boat" clip from none other than JAWS. Why? Because as of exactly 9pm eastern time last night, Shark Week has officially begun on the Discovery Channel. I'm so jacked up to watch people and fucking animals getting eaten by sharks I can't even fucking stand it anymore. I just need Shark Week on my television all day every day until the finale next Sunday. This should get you amped to start your week knowing that when you get home from work you'll be locked into the tv set watching sharks manhandling shit all over the ocean.

Monday: Movie Clip Of The Week

 

Leave the gun, take the cannoli's from The Godfather might just be the most recognizable movie quote of ALL TIME. We have this one starting off your week right reminding you to forget about the pointless shit and worry about the things you want. Like here the gun was pointless and this fat bastard wanted the cannoli's, so he took the cannoli's. This is a reminder to have some fucking fun since summer is almost over. Have a great fucking day!

Monday: Movie Clip Of The Week

Oh yeah I had to get some Old School up in this bitch to kick the week off eventually. Who doesn't enjoy the gymnastics scene from this movie? No one, unless you're a fucking communist really. Plus the fact that this scene epitomizes a Monday. You go hard and give it your best partying effort all weekend long only to wake up on Monday and realize you have to go to work. Just a swift kick right in the balls. It's all good though, four weeks of summer left. Let's fucking party.