If you're gonna get pulled over for your seventh DUI, there's no better way to do it than by telling the cops the reason you swerved out of the way was because you were avoiding an elephant in the middle of the road. All I really have to say about this one is that if that doesn't tell you you're hammered I don't know what does. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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