Wednesday, March 13, 2013

In Florida Today

 

Here's a good tip, don't have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom of a boat that her father and all his friends are on. Because when someone here's you, you're fucked. As the story goes, his girlfriend's dad pulled girl out of the bathroom. This dude up top here also known as Bubba then punched his girlfriend's dad in the face. His girlfriend's dad's friends all came to the rescue and they tied his hands with zip ties. When he told the captain he was a diabetic and he would calm down if they loosened the zip ties, he then took a nice bite out of the captains hand. Bubba also told all of his girlfriend's dad's friends that he would kick the shit out of all of them. Obviously, this didn't happen and he was taken back to the port and arrested. Booze Cruise gone wrong, the story of Bubba. 

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