The 5 Types Wasted Tickets at Sporting Events

You know what really grinds my gears? When I'm watching a game on TV and they show the crowd and I see a wasted ticket. What is a wasted ticket? It's a person who's just at the game but either has no interest in the game or is a fake fan. You can spot them as soon as you see them on the screen and even when you're at the game. So here I give you the 5 types of wasted tickets.

5) Dumb Women: Mostly little prissy white girls who show up at games all slutted up in a tight ass jersey of their "favorite" team. Meanwhile they're carrying around their fake Gucci bag and they're on their cell phone the entire time. They're clueless and shouldn't be there.

4) Little Kids: They have no fucking clue what's going on. Their parents just spent a shit ton of money to put them in a fucking seat and they're fiddling around with popcorn and candy the entire fucking game with a hat that's too big for their head.

3) Shitfaced Dude: They strictly went to the game because their buddy had an extra ticket and they just get so fucking shitfaced that they don't even know where their seat is. Normally they'll start a fight with security and get kicked out and/or not remember anything that happened from one hour before the game until the time they got home.

2) Business People: Your company has seats so you go to the game. You don't give a fuck what's going on you're just their to talk business with your client. You pay for everything on the company and then leave halfway through the game. Complete waste of a ticket.

1) Overzealous Sports Fan Guy: He's the guy who ruins the game for everybody in his section. He's cursing, he's screaming, he's calling the players by their first name and he normally knows absolutely nothing about the sport, which makes it worse because he thinks he's a genius. He totally makes the game unenjoyable for everyone around him and he wants to pinch hit for your number three hitter in the third inning after he goes 0 for 1.