6 Sure to Win Super Bowl Prop Bets...

Since there's only one game this weekend, every degenerate needs to find shit to bet on other than the game. That's why the Super Bowl is so great, because we can bet on almost anything we want. So here are some sure to win Super Bowl Prop Bets.

How long will it take Alicia Keys to sing the national anthem? Over 2 minutes 10 seconds

Will Alicia Keys be booed during or after her rendition of the national anthem? 5 to 1 says Yes, I'm saying NO

How many times will Harbaugh be said during the game? Over 21.5

Will any Baltimore or San Fran player on the active roster get arrested before the game? 5 to 1 is saying yes, but once again I'm saying NO

If Ray Lewis is interviewed on TV after the game how many times will he say the word God/Lord? Over 3 WAY OVER

Total number of Penalties for both teams during the game? Under 13.5