Every Man Has a Spank Bank

Every man can relate to this. You know when you see a hot girl doing anything and all you're wondering about is what she looks like naked? Or when you're looking at super models such as Kate Upton just hoping one day she makes a porno? Every guy can relate to this. What do you do when you see something like this? You put it in your Spank Bank.

What exactly is the Spank Bank? It's that little area in your brain where you store images of women who you're never going to have sex with. Either you're never going to have sex with them or you haven't had sex with them yet. But you store it for when you're ready to spank your meat. Because sometimes porn just doesn't do the trick for you.

Now you don't always go to the Spank Bank. It's the equivalent to your savings account. You only go there when you are in dire need of masturbation material and no amount of porn will tickle your fancy. Maybe it's the girl who always teases you, maybe it's that super model you'll never have sex with or maybe it's your neighbor down the street. The possibilities are endless.

Gentlemen, you cannot sit there and tell me that I'm wrong. You all have a Spank Bank and you know it. All Spank Banks are individualized and made by each man himself. We decide what goes in and we decide what comes out. It's like that trick play you're saving for the right moment. And you know what? It always gets the job done.