The other day I was sitting with my friend who just happens to be a Red Sox fan and he started going on a rampage about the entire team and why they suck. I then decided to go on my own rampage about the Mets and why they suck. What it basically turned into was a rooting for shitty teams group therapy session.
And then after the events of last night, the group therapy session was justified. Last night was a microcosm of why the Mets and Red Sox are both so shitty. The Red Sox with their pitching debacle of giving up 4 dingers to the Yankees in one inning just kept with the trend of terrible pitching the ENTIRE season.
Then we have the Mets who have done two things all year. They don't hit and their bullpen can't get anybody out. As they took a 2-0 lead in last night's game the offense did cock once again and then the bullpen blew the game. Can I just add that I fucking hate John Rauch. I think he's the biggest pussy on the face of the earth. He has this whole fucking demeanor like he's a bad ass with all these tattoos and he's 6'8 and throws 89 fucking miles per hour. 6'8 and you only throw 89? Are you fucking kidding me. Every time I watch this guy pitch I just want to literally rip my eyes out with a serrated knife.
And this is exactly the shit we spoke about at our therapy session. Shitty teams, with shitty players just being a fucking laughing stock to everyone watching. But I will say one thing, group therapy does help you sort out your issues of your terrible team. You feel much better afterwards.
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