It's no secret that when men go out drinking their standards get lower and lower as the night goes on. But there is always a level that you refuse to stoop to. Well not always, but most of the time you refuse to stoop to it. When you don't refuse to stoop to that level and you actually go through with it, we call this shooting below par.
Par is the exact level that you will stop at. Like let's say you decide you're not going any lower than a six on a given night. Therefore, you're par for the night is 6. You'll be happy with a 6, but if you get something higher the night is a complete success. However, when your par gets lower as the night goes on and there are chicks you still wouldn't bang; that's when you know she's below par.
As the night goes on, the course gets harder. The great ones handle the course well and score with chicks who are of 8 and up. The decent ones stay within that 6 to 8 range. And then you have your mediocre guys who will handle anything from 4 to 6. Finally we have the bottom feeders who are just total savages and will bang anything from 1 to 4. When you're shitfaced and a girl still doesn't look bangable but you do it anyway, you're shooting below par.
Hey, I'll admit it, I've shot below par a couple of times in my hay day. Am I proud of it? Not really, but you know what? It builds character as well as alcohol tolerance. When you're fucked up and she's still not looking good, she's below your level of acceptability. But sometimes you have to put a flag on her head and do it for your country. Whether you're a wingman or in a dry spell, it's just sometimes what you have to do.
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