The Hot Streak: The iron's hot baby. You're getting more ass than Charlie Sheen on a crazy hooker binge. It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, for some reason it feels like every chick wants to bang you. That kind of swag just wears off on everything you do and you're scoring left and right and have bitches hitting you up like crazy. You are a savage that cannot be stopped.
The Drought: Trust me, as good as you think you got it while you're in your hot streak you will go through your droughts and the droughts are tough. No chick wants to talk to you, all your old booty calls have boyfriends and you're dick is chafing from cranking it twice a day every day. The good thing about the droughts though is that they do eventually end.
Planting Seeds: Usually this is the first step of getting out of a drought. You go out and you start planting seeds. You get numbers, you make small talk and you wait for that seed to grow into a plant. And when it does, you fuck the plant. Planting seeds will always lead you out of the dry spell.
The Meaningless Hit Steak: It's like that guy on the baseball field who's going one for four every night with nothing but a single. You're getting laid once every couple of weeks and it's by women who are definitely below par. You're banging a couple of 3's and 4's but it's nothing special. It's usually around this time when the drought hits you and it hits you hard.
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