Monday, May 13, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-smoke-weed-erryday-sign-20130512,0,5562535.story

Only in Florida would teenagers be able to hack into the traffic system and change what is on the electronic traffic signs to notify drivers to "Smoke Weed Erryday". What a terrible attempt at spelling as well here. Weed may not affect your motor skills but apparently it affects your spelling because that is absolutely atrocious. It's also incredibly stupid to put that on a traffic sign. Your attempt at being funny is overlooked at your stupidity. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

Just a Bro Trying to Get on TV During the Rangers and Capitals Game 6 Intermission



Either he's drunk, stupid, or both. This just proves that people actually believe the best thing that you can be in 2013 is famous. He's trying to be remembered for his antics during the intermission but I'll just remember him for his unoriginal dance moves and non athleticism.

That's Straightforward...

Well that's awfully straightforward sweetheart. When was the last time you got laid?

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Late Night Special

Late Night Menu: Blueberry Pie

Late Night Programming: Ducks vs Red Wings Game 7

Late Night Song: Shake That Ass For Me by Eminem

Fun Fact: In 1997 685 kids in Japan were rushed to the hospital after a Pokemon episode caused dizziness, vomiting and seizures...Fucking Pokemon

Late Night Video:

Sit On My Face Sundays

Eva Mendes

VS

Alice Eve

Who Would You Rather Have Sit On Your Face?
  
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This one was due to a special request from a fan. All I really have to say about this one is whack away gentlemen, whack away. 

Friday, May 10, 2013

The Late Night Special

Late Night Menu: Strawberry Greek Yogurt

Late Night Programming: South Park

Late Night Song: Lean Back by Fat Joe

Fun Fact: There is a psychological condition where people can't sleep, work or concentrate because a song is stuck in their head...Yup, have had that happen before.

Late Night Video:

Urban Dictionary Find of the Day

Clutch Oven: 

To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.
Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven