Highlight Feature Of The Day: The Walk Of Shame

This is a topic that everyone thinks about, but no one ever talks about; the so called Walk Of Shame. You know what I’m talking about; when you’re the first person awake out of all of your friends and you see a girl you have never met before stroll out of your buddies room wearing heels and all of your buddies clothes that don’t fit him anymore. This normally happens on weekends and when you see it you just get a big smile on your face.

For girls, this is embarrassing because most of the time, they don’t know any of the roommates. I mean they barely know the kid they just had sex with, let alone the people who actually live with the kid. But what really makes the walk of shame is how long the walk is. If it’s only a few rooms down, it’s not that big of a deal. But if it’s to another building that is when everyone who see’s the girl starts laughing in their head and says “How about that for a walk of shame?”

What are the characteristics of a walk of shame? High heels are a key characteristic in this. Whether they are being held in the girl’s hand or she is wearing them, they are a key component here. Also, a t-shirt that looks like a nightgown on her is another characteristic of a walk of shame. The next characteristic varies. Because she can either be wearing shorts that you can’t see because the shirt is so big; or she is wearing sweatpants that are rolled 55 times just so they can fit around her waist. Either way, these are what you look for in a walk of shame. A final overlooked characteristic is the mascara that ran down her face. If she has this, it makes the walk even better to watch because this is what we consider the Grand Slam Walk Of Shame.

Am I saying that I object to the walk of shame? Absolutely not; I think the walk of shame is a priceless moment in any girl’s life. It is something that girl’s can look back on and laugh. Just don’t let it happen too often, because then people will think you’re a slut. Well, people are going to think that anyway but hey you win some, you lose some right? Have a lovely day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

And yes I keep posting this video with every post because I am trying to get it out there.

Asshole Of The Day Award

I have no link for you on this one because unless you've been living under a rock for the passed 14 hours you can probably guess who the Asshole of the Day is...

That's right, you guessed it, none other than Osama Bin Laden is our Asshole of the Day. Chasing your ass for ten years you have finally met your demise. You thought you could destroy America and our troops shoved it right up your ass. You even fled to Pakistan and those mother fuckers sold you out like Frank Lucas sold out all his buddies in American Gangster. Yeah you played Where's Waldo with us for a while, but you finally got what you deserved. And you also get an Asshole of the Day Award in the process. America, Fuck Yeah! (That's a Team America reference for those of you who don't know)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

This Is Irony At It's Finest...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/may/1/newsid_3571000/3571497.stm

With everyone finding out that Osama Bin Laden is finally dead, take a guess who else's death was announced on May 1st. On May 1st 1945, Germany announced that Hitler was dead. Is this irony at it's finest? Or justice being served? Or both? I would say both. Fuck 'em both and God Bless America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

How About This For A Kid's Birthday Party?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/texas-cops-bust-cockfighting-ring-at-childrens-party/story-e6frfhk6-1226048106050

Well, if you want to ruin your kid's birthday party, having a cockfighting ring in the backyard is probably the way to do it. Hey, no child's birthday is really a birthday without a water slide, a picnic table and a cockfighting ring right? Cockfighting rings at children's birthday parties, that's what Texas does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

This Is Why Women Shouldn't Handle Power Tools

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/special_report/chainsaw-woman-dr-steve-salzman-teresa-salcich-advocate-christ-oak-lawn-trauma-er-20110413

And this article up top is the main reason that women should not be handling large tools outdoors. This woman had to be half retarded because she said that she read how to use a chainsaw online and thought she was being extra careful by wearing goggles. Yes, that's the answer right there, put on goggles and everything should be okay. Anyway, she also said, "I didn't realize how quickly a chainsaw cuts." Really? The fucking blade is 14 inches and it's moving, did you think it was going to cut like a butter knife through a frozen chicken? Long story short, the chainsaw ended up in her side and she had to go to the emergency room where she actually survived. Ladies, leave the yard work to the men. That's not a sexist comment, it's a common sense comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

This Weeks Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

Here is this week's show. This week I have a very special guest on the show so check it out and let me know what you think.

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead...

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/01/obama-to-make-statment-tonight-subject-unknown/?hpt=C1

Turn on your TV it's all over the news that piece of shit Osama Bin Laden is finally dead. Fuck that guy, I don't care if a missile hit him, I don't care if someone shot him in the fucking face, as long as this guy is dead it's all gravy. So God Bless America and that's what you get for fucking with freedom. If it were up to me I would burn your fucking flag, stomp on it, spit on it and piss on it; then send all your little buddies the video. Have fun rotting in hell bitch.

Sidenote: Contrary to popular facebook status belief, President Obama was not the one who shot him. Other than that, I hope we drag his body through the fucking streets and burn it on national television.