Who's More Pathetic? The Ridiculous Guido or the Chick Who's Into the Ridiculous Guido?

I think it's pretty safe to say that I get a kick out of dumb guidos. They're just an entirely different species of human and I can't help but laugh at them. For instance this guy on the left with the tattooed necklace around his neck. Only a guido would do something that incredibly stupid. But what is more pathetic? The guido? Or the hot chick who bangs the guido?

The thing about the guido is that he doesn't know any better. He thinks that this is what is socially acceptable in his realm and nobody ever corrected his stupidity while growing up. They just let him use giant globs of hair gel and go tanning at a young age. And then he turned into the biggest douche on the planet.

As far as the girl who bangs the guido, she knows better or should know better. They are the girls who complain that they can't find any good guys out there. Well hun, look at the asshole that you're banging. He pretends he's in the mafia, takes steroids strictly for the summer and goes tanning instead of going out to find a job. And you're gonna sit there and blame men? Sorry hun, this is on you.

Therefore, I think we can all agree that while the guido is pathetic, the girl who bangs the guido is more pathetic. He doesn't think there is anything wrong with his douche bag way of life, but she keeps going back and banging him. They are both pathetic, but the girl who actually sucks his dick is far worse off in life.