Thursday, April 4, 2013

In Florida Today

 

He's 45 years old and he's hit his life accomplishment. He hit the 50th time that he has been booked in the same county. Meaning, he's been arrested a little more than once a year throughout his entire life on average. This time it was for stealing six bottles of liquor from a restaurant and then handing out shots in the park nearby. Why the fuck would you go anywhere near where you just stole all the shit from? Like what sense does that make? None, but you're the one who's been arrested 50 times in 45 years so I'm assuming thinking things through isn't one of your strong suits. 

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