I brought this up to a coworker of mine and she told me a story that epitomizes what I am talking about. She was telling me that a friend of hers, who is a chick, went out one night and ended up leaving the bar with two guys. She was ready to take on two dicks at once and they were ready to give her two dicks at once.
However, one of the gentlemen didn't have a condom and the other member of the double team brothers didn't have an extra. The condomless gentlemen had to leave the room and go find one. When he came back just a few minutes later he put his condom on and was ready to go. The other dude was already having sex with the girl and he jumped right in face first. And when I say face first I mean that he thought the girl was on top and he went to lick her ass. Except the girl wasn't on top. The dude was. And he licked another dudes ass.
Yes, let that settle in for a second gentlemen. Now either this guy had a really feminine looking ass or the girl had a hairy ass, I don't know but I guess when you're drunk and the lights are off anything can happen. But regardless this should be a lesson for all of you gentlemen worried about double teaming bitches. Threesomes are strictly two girls and one guy. Don't let anyone ever tell you differently.
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