The Science of the Slumpbuster

I have spoken about the proverbial "slumpbuster" before on this site but I have never actually explained how it works. What good am I to not have explained this to you fully? Anyway, for all those guys out there who are in a slump or a dry spell, this one's for you.

First of all, when you have sex your body gives off chemicals that attract women to you. This is how "hot streaks" occur. You go out on a Thursday, meet a chick, nail her when you go back to her place once, then again in the morning. Then you go out Friday, and suddenly a hotter chick is coming on to you, and the same shit happens on Saturday. You pull out a triple header and you think it's you who's doing this but it's really not.

What does it mean? It means that when you're in a slump you need to get out there and bang that fat chick. Because the next night you're giving off something that attracts women to you, therefore you can raise the bar on standards and get laid by a respectable looking chick. All that hot chick knows is that you had sex, she doesn't know that it was with a fucking rhino.

And besides, why not nail a fat chick? Fat chicks are great because everywhere you grab feels like a titty. So why not just go out there and slay a few fatties to get out of that slump? Hey, I had to bag a few fatties back in my hay day to get out of some long dry spells. I'm not ashamed of it. And you shouldn't be either, because you can potentially go from a 1 to a 10 in two nights. Trust me on this one, I wouldn't steer you wrong. And that's the science of the slumpbuster.