You know you hate your life when you're living in the middle of Nebraska, chug a liquor known as Natty Daddy and yell at your wife for making you live in the terrible town that you live in. You then know you hate your life even worse when your wife makes a sandwich and goes to bed and then you drunkenly proceed to beat her with the sandwich. I would have to say this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Did you take the meat out and slap her with it, or did you just beat her down with the sandwich as a whole. How sad is your life that you have to resort to beating the piss out of your wife with a sandwich? Must be pretty terrible especially when you live in the middle of nowhere Nebraska. Here's your t-shirt guy, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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