Wednesday, September 5, 2012

It's Not Corny For Him


Let's say that there's a good looking guy who always picks up girls. He's a nice guy and he's really good looking so picking up girls for him is different than the regular asshole guy who uses his swag and conniving ways to get women into bed with him. So how does the nice guy pick up girls?

Well, for the nice guy the difference is that he's actually really corny when it comes to picking up girls. However, he's so good looking that the women don't look at it as corny. Women look at his corny jokes and pick up lines as so cute that they wanna take him home basically because he's so good looking. Like if the average looking guy asked a girl if she "came here often" he would get a look like he's the biggest creep on the planet. But since this nice guy is so good looking, the girl melts and her vagina gets so wet.

For the average guy, spitting game and walking around with a huge chip on your shoulder is key. For the really good looking nice guy, all he has to do is show up. As long as he doesn't say anything totally off the reservation, he will be getting laid that night. It's a big difference from your average looking guy paying to bartender to roofie the girl he's trying to get with.

The main lesson here is that since the really good looking nice kid is so much better looking than you, you can't try to pick up girls the way he does. Why? Because coming from you it's creepy and corny. But coming from him it's the cutest thing in the world. So cute that his penis ends up inside of the girl he's talking to later that night. When you're an average looking male, you can't try to be cute. It just doesn't work.

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