The Same Side Date Sitters

 

So you go out to eat, you look to your left and see a little happy family with two kids and the son is throwing french fries at people as the daughter has like her whole hand in a milk shake. Then you look to your right and you see it, the horror that it is. It's the couple sitting on the same side of the booth on their date. 

Why? Why do you need to sit on the same side of the booth as your girlfriend or boyfriend? Do you realize how ridiculous this looks? You look like a middle school couple who just got to second base and now doesn't wanna stop touching each other. Yeah we know, that first hand job is the most amazing thing in the world, wait until she actually sucks your dick. 

But come on now. Do you two have to be smothering each other at all times? Is it really necessary to be cuddling in a booth in public while people are trying to eat? Do you actually realize how ridiculous this looks? I doubt you do because you probably tell your significant other things like, "I'm just lost in you right now, I don't care who's watching." That's the fucking dumbest thing I'd ever heard and if I was the father of that little kid throwing french fries I would tell him to only throw them at you two fuckers. 

Do you guys enjoy things like personal space or do you just walk around attached at the hip the entire time? This only lasts until you see another couple doing it. Then once you see just how ridiculous it looks, it puts an end to your same side date sitting days. Or just when you graduate middle school. Sit across from each other please. Making out at dinner is no way to go through life. Plus by the time you're married you won't even talk to each other at dinner let alone make out. It's Friday bitches.